For several reasons, chief among them being I was bored, I wanted to put up something new in my journal, I've seen a few of these cropping up elsewhere on the intarwebs, and it just seemed really neat at the time, I have compiled a list of the top fifty reasons or things that I simply adore about the multiple worlds of comic books. I know a lot of these will probably go over the heads of quite a few people, but I hope there is enough innate raw humor that can shine through any inside jokes. So without any further ado...
50. Black Bolt's real name. (Look it up. No really, do it!)
49. Adam Warren draws a fantastic ass that is a treat to the eyes every time.
48. New Blue Beetle's ultimate power trip is to be a dentist.
47. Benjamin Grimm
46. Ducklings!
guardiansof.mrrr.net/RJstuff/S…45. Intergang has a Crime Bible and this is not some sort of bad joke.
44. The Great Lakes Avengers: greatest superhero team EVER!
43. The Hulk in bunnyslippers and carrying a massive gun.
42. Any time Power Man and Iron Fist appear in the same comic together.
41. Batman and Superman are friends, haHA!
guardiansof.mrrr.net/RJstuff/S…40. AIM uniforms
39.
guardiansof.mrrr.net/RJstuff/S…38. Bizzaro-Speak.
37. Also Batzarro.
36. Thor, not to be confused with Clor.
guardiansof.mrrr.net/RJstuff/S…35. The Secret Six.
34. The Birds of Prey.
33. There were no less than three people running around Marvel Civil War pretending to
be Daredevil. Possibly more unconfirmed...
32. The Secret of 52.
31. Everything about She-Hulk.
guardiansof.mrrr.net/RJstuff/n…30. 1602 Angel had no idea 1602 Jean Grey was a girl and 1602 Nick Fury's facial
expression upon learning this.
29. Rob Liefield's obsession with bulging muscles, rail-thin waists, and pockets. Lots...of...pockets.
28. The terrible things that Golden Age Superman did to Lois Lane and Jimmy Olsen.
27. The terrible things that Golden Age Superman did in general.
26. Pym Particles.
25. Ozymandias did it 35 minutes ago.
24. Frank Cho also draws a fantastic ass.
23. Spiderman and Black Cat.
guardiansof.mrrr.net/RJstuff/S…22. Animal Man.
21. Spiderman and Human Torch (Johnny Storm).
guardiansof.mrrr.net/RJstuff/S…20. Silver Age Mr. Fantastic was a gigantic asshat and a chauvenist.
guardiansof.mrrr.net/RJstuff/S…19.
guardiansof.mrrr.net/RJstuff/S…18. The Batcave has EVERYTHING...including a Dalek. Think about that...
17. When Rorscach hid in some guy's fridge to catch him unawares.
16. When that same guy expected Rorscach to be in the fridge, but all he found was a
note that said "Behind you."
15. You know what, Rorscach in general is pretty much the essence of awesome.
14. Whenever the Punisher and Ghost Rider team up.
13. The Punisher.
guardiansof.mrrr.net/RJstuff/S…12. Booster Gold.
11. Batman has floozies!
guardiansof.mrrr.net/RJstuff/S…10. Galactus' helmet.
9. Deadpool's love for Bea Arthur.
8. "Kneel before Zod!"
7. "Kneel before Doom!"
6. Bob, Agent of Hydra, Blogger.
5. Everything about this:
guardiansof.mrrr.net/RJstuff/S…4. Anything produced from the minds of Stan Lee and Jack Kirby.
3. Power Girl
2. Deadpool
1. There exists a person who has managed to defeat Dr. Doom, Mandarin, MODOK,
Thanos, Deadpool, and many others, and this being's name is Squirrel Girl.
Seriously, those last three alone make up a good chunk of why I read comics at all. If they ever made an insane crossover event involving those three characters, I would put it among my most prized of possessions, I don't care who writes it or who does the artwork (well maybe not Liefield).
Well that is all for now. I hope to have some more drawings up soon, including some more Pretty Momma strips that I've thought up lately. And now that I'm moved into my new condo, those should start appearing here in the next few weeks, all things willing.
Cheers, and thanks for reading this far!
Oh and feel free to ask for clarifications. I spent this long putting this list together, I don't mind spending more.